Joppositelock: Hawaiian is Hiring a System Safety and Data Assurance Manager

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
08/09/2019 at 11:35 • Filed to: Planelopnik, Jobbositelock, Hawaiian Airlines, Hawaiian, Hawaii, Aviation, Airlines

I don’t work at Hawaiian (), but if you have the experience and like pineapples, this looks like a good gig.

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DISCUSSION (26)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 11:39

How hard can it be?

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 11:40

“ I don’t work at Hawaiian ()“

Not with that attitude

For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/09/2019 at 11:41

Just use the GoalSeek function in Excel and bada bing bada boom the data is assured and you’re cooking a stew

someassemblyrequired > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 11:47

People without mustaches and Ferrari 308s need not apply.

For Sweden > someassemblyrequired
08/09/2019 at 11:49

are you a private cop

AestheticsInMotion > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 11:54

What if you don’t have the experience, but absolutely love pineapple?

For Sweden > AestheticsInMotion
08/09/2019 at 11:54

Br ing pineapples for everyone at the interview

ttyymmnn > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 11:55

if you like pineapples

Kinja'd!!!

For Sweden > ttyymmnn
08/09/2019 at 11:57

Everone knows that if you like salmon, you work at Alaska. If you like pineapples, you work at Hawaiian. If you like Barbecue , you work at Southwest. If you like inflicting pain on the helpless, you work at United .

ttyymmnn > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 12:01

Who works at Delta?

For Sweden > ttyymmnn
08/09/2019 at 12:03

Yellowjackets, mostly

WilliamsSW > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 12:04

True story - I interviewed with both United and Delta some years ago. Delta offered me the job and United didn’t.

So apparently I wasn’t savage enough for United?

For Sweden > WilliamsSW
08/09/2019 at 12:04

If you have never stabbed a man for putting ketchup on a hot dog, you can’t work at United.

WilliamsSW > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 12:09

I live in Chicago, so I’ve certainly thought about doing that, since it *is* a crime against humanity, but I’ve never actually done it.

Silly me, in the interview when they asked that, I said “to each his or her own, I believe in an inclusive environment”. I wondered why she gave me a dirty look after that...

Textured Soy Protein > ttyymmnn
08/09/2019 at 12:12

My brother-in-law is a Delta flight attendant who works long haul flights from Detroit to Tokyo.

someassemblyrequired > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 12:18

I’m celebrated author Robin Masters

M.T. Blake > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 12:36

Looks like a great job if you want to travel!!!! By traveling I mean from cubical to cublical and desk to desk. Lame.

f86sabre > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 12:41

Not as much as we used to!

f86sabre > ttyymmnn
08/09/2019 at 12:42

We like a bit of everything. That’s the benefit of being international. Had great Korean food for lunch today.

Future next gen S2000 owner > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 13:11

I’d kill do things for a job in Hawaii........

Chinny Raccoon > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 14:56

Dammit, maybe I should have said I like Bratwurst and S auerbraten more when I applied at LH Group...

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 16:46

W hy would Southwest be the place to work if you like BBQ? Delta’s headquarters is in Atlanta, which is closer to the home of BBQ. I mean, I love Texas BBQ and SB BBQ is better than all of them, but I’d expect the one for that to be headquartered in the Deep South. Hence, Delta.

For Sweden > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
08/09/2019 at 16:54

Texas barbeque is better because you can enjoy it with friends that do not eat pork.

WilliamsSW > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 17:01

Delta employees prefer chili cheese dogs and Coke from the Varsity

For Sweden > WilliamsSW
08/09/2019 at 17:04

And hot dishes for the legacy Northwest staff.

WilliamsSW > For Sweden
08/09/2019 at 17:06

Great, now I feel pity for those people.